My baby man is 14 months old. Wait, I don’t like how that sounds. He’s one, the kid is one. Yesterday, when I picked him up from daycare, I was informed that he had to be put in to time-out multiple times for GRABBING OTHER CHILDREN AND PULLING THEM TO THE FLOOR. His teacher was an…
Month: March 2018
Sometimes I’m ridiculous..
Last night, D and I were sitting in bed playing Scrabble and watching our current favorite Netflix show, when Sophie jumped off the bed and took off to the living room. …….where there is a fake, yet very pretty, large oriental rug that she loves to pee on when she thinks no one is looking….
Two is always better than one
I walked into Lee’s room at 6 A.M. sharp this morning, flicked on his light, pulled an outfit out of his bureau, and turned to see this face staring at me.. His mouth said nothing. But his expression said, “Woman, get the hell out of here. Can’t you see me and my friends were enjoying the…
Dogs & Diapers 